Nicki Minaj and Lil Wayne rapped over "Mercy" for the latter's Dedication 4 mixtape. There's a lot going on in the song, but it's this line by Minaj that has the Internet going pistachios: "I'm a Republican voting* for Mitt Romney/You lazy [female dogs] is f-----g up the economy."
Clearly, Minaj is 100% serious about voting for Romney, as she tries to appeal to her most dedicated fan base -- middle-aged, white, male, Republican. The next line in the song also confirms Minaj's allegiance to the zombies: "Out in Miami, I be chillin' with a zombie," she purrs. She seems to have forgotten the greatest rule of cannibalism: eat them before they eat you.
Thanks to the song's popularity, Minaj is already working on a follow-up. Sources close to YMCMB have confirmed that she's back in the studio brainstorming new, potentially troll-worthy rhymes for her next song.
Some of the new rhymes she's toying around with:
"While you dummies parasailing / I'm in Alaska shopping with Sarah Palin"
Minaj says she's aware of the consequences of trolling. "Some say it's a risk, but that's a risk I'm willing to take on behalf of all the Internet trolls out there," Minaj told the source. She added: "Frankly, I should've saved that Romney line for the new album."
*Nicki Minaj is not a registered voter.