25 Worst Rap Lyrics of All Time
Sunday December 3, 2006
It's probably the only time you'll ever see Jay-Z and J-Kwon on the same list. From mathematical misfires to 'oral fixations' with Bill Clinton, these lyrics will make your ears and eyes hurt so much that even Timbaland would start wondering why you're "talking with your eyes closed." Without further ado, I present to you the 25 worst rap lyrics of all time.
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If defense of foxy brown i think either Cormega or Nas two lyrical geniuses in their own right wrote that terrible lyric.
“Got a Bill in my mouth like I’m Hilary Rodham.”
Yo… i think this is clever he name is Hilary Rodham Clinton incase u didnt know that was her middle name… or are you talking about the mental image it gives u lol
With all the hoopla about her potential presidential candidacy, I’m guessing everyone knows who Hilary Rodham Clinton is by now. There are just too many things wrong with that rhyme:
1)It’s not the most creative Bill Clinton punchline.
2)Alluding to that ‘oral sex’ incident is so 90’s;
3)It would have still sounded weak if he had replaced ‘Hilary Rodham’ with ‘Monica Lewinsky’.
4)Or maybe I missed the point entirely. “I got a Bill in my mouth…?” I don’t know…I’m done thinking about this.
And oh yeah, Nas wrote that rhyme for Foxxy. Too bad she didn’t double check her lyrics.
On 2nd thought i have to totally agree with you i sort of ignored the bill in my mouth sh*t lol.. don’t blame me I got a fever right now lol
do the 25 worst songs of all time. Eminem’s ‘Fack’ should be number 1.
“do the 25 worst songs of all time. Eminem’s ‘Fack’ should be number 1.”
Actually, that’s an idea I’ve been messing with for a minute. “Fack” will definitely be on there. Feel free to send me more song suggestions if you want(rap.guide@about.com).
Oochie Wallie
F**k that Escobar ni**a.. im a Nas fan lol
I can’t believe something from Rick Ross didn’t make the list. Dude might be the worst rapper in some time.
Yung Joc is a warranted inclusion.
Yo Henry, thanks for the good laughs, seriosuly. and thanks for taking the time to put it together, i am sure it must’ve been therapeutic for you. Peace.
this was thoroughly enjoyable, From the words of Jay, You a Genius…
RD
Thanks, guys.
I dont’ see how you hatin on joc…and you have the lyrics wrong…its “cubes on my neck” not keeps!! i personally think that verse is tite jsut like the whole song
No way, Jose. It’s possibly the worst rap song of 2006, period.
No way, Jose. It’s possibly the worst song of 2006, period.
I got a real good laugh from all of this especially the foxy brown.
pricilla is a faget!!and will always b one two!
yeah about that Yung Joc line, i mean i dont like him but that line is totally wrong, he didnt even say that. cubes on my neck, pockets full of ben franks. which makes perfect sense it’s just not that good of a line but it’s not bad enough to be on here. u should definetly put that Common and Canibus lyric:
Y’all niggaz is scared, I’m your worst nightmare squared
Canibus and common:
That’s double for niggaz who ain’t mathematically aware
imagine talkin about stuff they dont even know math lol the song’s still dope tho
Ya sayin “Goin Down” was possibly the worst song in 2006 when it actually got voted as the best song of 06, therefore the line must have made perfect sense.
wats up who going to cop dat bow-wow cd?i know its gonna be off da chain.
jay-z is the worst rapper alive he only had one or two hits
Greg “put that Common and Canibus lyric:
Y’all niggaz is scared, I’m your worst nightmare squared
Canibus and common:
That’s double for niggaz who ain’t mathematically aware
imagine talkin about stuff they dont even know math”
Your the only one who doesn’t know math here. That lyric is mathematically correct.
u dudes got to be kickin foxy brown nor nas has any bad lyrics ever spittted from their albums period!!!!!!. you dudes are really killin me with this bullsh111111111111111111!!!!
u dudes got to be kickin foxy brown or nas has never had one bad lyric to be spitted from them!!!!!!!!!!
yeah that math line is hillarious
and btw JD, squaring a number means you multiply that number by itself. Doubling means multiplying by 2.
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JD is a dumbass 4 squared is 16
4 times 2 is 8
So how is that Correct,
What a dumbass
And he tried to argue it HAHA
in response to JD ridiculous comment “Greg “put that Common and Canibus lyric:
Y’all niggaz is scared, I’m your worst nightmare squared
Canibus and common:
That’s double for niggaz who ain’t mathematically aware
imagine talkin about stuff they dont even know math”
Your the only one who doesn’t know math here. That lyric is mathematically correct.”
hey smart guy you sure bout that u might wanna punch that sh*t in to the calculator
JD is right, idiots…Canibus says he is terror squared, and he is saying that Common is terror squared also, so that means double the squared terror
HE PUTS HIS MONEY WHERE HIS MOUTH IS???? ANYONE EVER THINK OF THAT, THERE IS SUCH A THING AS DOUBLE MEANINGS
About that Canibus song:
There are two emcees, canibus and Common. 2 squared is 4 and 2 times 2 is 4 both of which are twice that of 2. so in this particular instance they were correct…i think that’s what they were trying to get at.
uh…I was reading and i dont know what to say but i feel special leavin a comment! haha ok
The Foxy line is confusing cause she’s talking about the grams of coke, and then switches to talk about profit. The math actually makes sense if you understand what she’s talking about.
Damn and another thing…
“I can double my density from three-sixty degrees to seven-twenty instantly.”
He’s talking about from 2*180 = 360
to 4*180 = 720.
Jesus, it would help to actually think through lyrics.
hey stepen in response to your comment
” Damn and another thing…
“I can double my density from three-sixty degrees to seven-twenty instantly.”
He’s talking about from 2*180 = 360
to 4*180 = 720.
Jesus, it would help to actually think through lyrics. ”
maybe it would help you to read through the lyrics and also read the comment which Henry wrote underneath it, where its obvious his talking about the unit used for measurement, and not the math itself. because DENSITY is not measured in degrees, idiot
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“B-R-I-D in the S-K-Y” - K-Solo…can’t forget about that
Sorry but I literally posted this just to say that I have never seen so many stupid people anywhere except for in a half-house. Even then, those people can’t do anything about their condition. Falsely correcting a mathematical error and making tons of conscious spelling and grammatical errors… oh my. It’s America’s fault for banning drugs and putting warning labels on everything…
OMG. LFO does NOT count as rap. Why the hell were they even mentioned?
That Ali G lyric was not bad, he has a bill in his mouth cuz he has his grill on which cost money. It’s actually a good pun and definitely not deserving of being on here. Secondly, I’m pretty sure Ja Rul misspelled “murder” on one of his songs, pretty sad
Ja Rule*
16.”Hood n***a from Bankhead, I stay by Grandma Nana I lay by my banana, dumpin’ and punkin’ monkeys.”
That line actually made sense, it’s slang. It basicly means he stays with his gun and shoots people.
this really needs to make the list
I’m a star, look in the sky, you need a microscope….
from the song why by the da band…diddys group
[Fredrick]
You thinkin’ lifes a joke, I’ll slice your throat
Oh you a thug, you about to get yo’ rights revoked
I’m from the Dirty, we don’t even know the price of soap
I’m a star, look in the sky, you need a microscope
I’m way ahead of the game, thuggin’ runs in my veins
My pockets chubby, so I went and got a gun in my name
Its just me, him and my blunt in the Range
A young nigga with the filty slang
Ha ha, I hop out like a Jack In The Box
With three macks and a glock
I’m askin’ for nothin’, I’m snatchin’ my props
I’m gettin’ money while I’m laughin’ at cops
It ain’t ya lad, I ain’t bad
It’s the Devil, why don’t you tell’em to stop
“I watch my back when I’m walkin, I watch my mouth when I’m talking. My glock cocked when I’m crawling.”
Mike Jones (”Scandalous H**s”)
he means he cant walk around without having to worry for his safety and he cant speak freely because hell probly get shot then too.
u make me mad
ma balls a dynamite
make lates edition o cum
i know u know dat too
its n the way u catch while its hot
limited edition baby swallow’t fas
actin like miss magnificent
wit ma dic in yo hand
u can neva be ma mistress baby
coz while ‘m relaxing wit every stroke
be gentle like i went to skul fo this
wit a drink in ma hand
n smile on ma face…..
I would like to put to rest the Cannibus and Common lyric is very incorrect. Squared is not double double is multiplying by 2 squarted on the other hand is multiplying by the number itself such as 6×6 so before you try to put someone in their place. LEARN MATH