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It's probably the only time you'll ever see Jay-Z and J-Kwon on the same list. From mathematical misfires to 'oral fixations' with Bill Clinton, these lyrics will make your ears and eyes hurt so much that even Timbaland would start wondering why you're "talking with your eyes closed." Without further ado, I present to you the 25 worst rap lyrics of all time.

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June 22, 2006 at 4:45 pm
(1) Illmatic620 says:

If defense of foxy brown i think either Cormega or Nas two lyrical geniuses in their own right wrote that terrible lyric.

June 22, 2006 at 4:55 pm
(2) Illmatic620 says:

“Got a Bill in my mouth like I’m Hilary Rodham.”

Yo… i think this is clever he name is Hilary Rodham Clinton incase u didnt know that was her middle name… or are you talking about the mental image it gives u lol

June 22, 2006 at 5:40 pm
(3) Henry says:

With all the hoopla about her potential presidential candidacy, I’m guessing everyone knows who Hilary Rodham Clinton is by now. There are just too many things wrong with that rhyme:
1)It’s not the most creative Bill Clinton punchline.
2)Alluding to that ‘oral sex’ incident is so 90′s;
3)It would have still sounded weak if he had replaced ‘Hilary Rodham’ with ‘Monica Lewinsky’.
4)Or maybe I missed the point entirely. “I got a Bill in my mouth…?” I don’t know…I’m done thinking about this.

June 22, 2006 at 5:42 pm
(4) Henry says:

And oh yeah, Nas wrote that rhyme for Foxxy. Too bad she didn’t double check her lyrics.

June 22, 2006 at 5:42 pm
(5) Illmatic620 says:

On 2nd thought i have to totally agree with you i sort of ignored the bill in my mouth sh*t lol.. don’t blame me I got a fever right now lol

June 23, 2006 at 12:45 am
(6) k says:

do the 25 worst songs of all time. Eminem’s ‘Fack’ should be number 1.

June 23, 2006 at 1:50 am
(7) Henry says:

“do the 25 worst songs of all time. Eminem’s ‘Fack’ should be number 1.”

Actually, that’s an idea I’ve been messing with for a minute. “Fack” will definitely be on there. Feel free to send me more song suggestions if you want(rap.guide@about.com).

June 24, 2006 at 1:01 am
(8) Illmatic620 says:

Oochie Wallie

F**k that Escobar ni**a.. im a Nas fan lol

June 26, 2006 at 12:51 am
(9) Joey says:

I can’t believe something from Rick Ross didn’t make the list. Dude might be the worst rapper in some time.

Yung Joc is a warranted inclusion.

December 3, 2006 at 8:35 am
(10) emmanuel says:

Yo Henry, thanks for the good laughs, seriosuly. and thanks for taking the time to put it together, i am sure it must’ve been therapeutic for you. Peace.

December 3, 2006 at 1:55 pm
(11) RD says:

this was thoroughly enjoyable, From the words of Jay, You a Genius…

RD

December 4, 2006 at 1:08 pm
(12) Henry says:

Thanks, guys.

December 5, 2006 at 10:55 pm
(13) Ryan says:

I dont’ see how you hatin on joc…and you have the lyrics wrong…its “cubes on my neck” not keeps!! i personally think that verse is tite jsut like the whole song

December 5, 2006 at 11:33 pm
(14) Henry says:

No way, Jose. It’s possibly the worst rap song of 2006, period.

December 5, 2006 at 11:33 pm
(15) Henry says:

No way, Jose. It’s possibly the worst song of 2006, period.

December 6, 2006 at 7:26 am
(16) Glen says:

I got a real good laugh from all of this especially the foxy brown.

December 8, 2006 at 4:19 pm
(17) krystal sanchez says:

pricilla is a faget!!and will always b one two!

December 12, 2006 at 8:41 pm
(18) Greg says:

yeah about that Yung Joc line, i mean i dont like him but that line is totally wrong, he didnt even say that. cubes on my neck, pockets full of ben franks. which makes perfect sense it’s just not that good of a line but it’s not bad enough to be on here. u should definetly put that Common and Canibus lyric:

Y’all niggaz is scared, I’m your worst nightmare squared
Canibus and common:
That’s double for niggaz who ain’t mathematically aware

imagine talkin about stuff they dont even know math lol the song’s still dope tho

December 16, 2006 at 7:41 pm
(19) MPD says:

Ya sayin “Goin Down” was possibly the worst song in 2006 when it actually got voted as the best song of 06, therefore the line must have made perfect sense.

December 22, 2006 at 2:39 pm
(20) why? says:

wats up who going to cop dat bow-wow cd?i know its gonna be off da chain.

December 31, 2006 at 2:03 am
(21) c says:

jay-z is the worst rapper alive he only had one or two hits

January 15, 2007 at 6:41 pm
(22) JD says:

Greg “put that Common and Canibus lyric:
Y’all niggaz is scared, I’m your worst nightmare squared
Canibus and common:
That’s double for niggaz who ain’t mathematically aware

imagine talkin about stuff they dont even know math”

Your the only one who doesn’t know math here. That lyric is mathematically correct.

February 5, 2007 at 4:47 pm
(23) duke says:

u dudes got to be kickin foxy brown nor nas has any bad lyrics ever spittted from their albums period!!!!!!. you dudes are really killin me with this bullsh111111111111111111!!!!

February 5, 2007 at 4:49 pm
(24) duke says:

u dudes got to be kickin foxy brown or nas has never had one bad lyric to be spitted from them!!!!!!!!!!

February 28, 2007 at 8:53 pm
(25) Young Lil LIC says:

yeah that math line is hillarious

February 28, 2007 at 9:39 pm
(26) Young Lil LIC says:

and btw JD, squaring a number means you multiply that number by itself. Doubling means multiplying by 2.

March 1, 2007 at 3:53 am
(27) Henry says:

best regards, nice info »

March 9, 2007 at 12:16 am
(28) Mike says:

JD is a dumbass 4 squared is 16
4 times 2 is 8
So how is that Correct,
What a dumbass
And he tried to argue it HAHA

March 9, 2007 at 12:18 am
(29) beze says:

in response to JD ridiculous comment “Greg “put that Common and Canibus lyric:
Y’all niggaz is scared, I’m your worst nightmare squared
Canibus and common:
That’s double for niggaz who ain’t mathematically aware

imagine talkin about stuff they dont even know math”

Your the only one who doesn’t know math here. That lyric is mathematically correct.”
hey smart guy you sure bout that u might wanna punch that sh*t in to the calculator

March 24, 2007 at 5:34 pm
(30) Walter says:

JD is right, idiots…Canibus says he is terror squared, and he is saying that Common is terror squared also, so that means double the squared terror

April 15, 2007 at 11:11 pm
(31) GENIUS says:

HE PUTS HIS MONEY WHERE HIS MOUTH IS???? ANYONE EVER THINK OF THAT, THERE IS SUCH A THING AS DOUBLE MEANINGS

April 19, 2007 at 3:00 pm
(32) Seun says:

About that Canibus song:

There are two emcees, canibus and Common. 2 squared is 4 and 2 times 2 is 4 both of which are twice that of 2. so in this particular instance they were correct…i think that’s what they were trying to get at.

May 30, 2007 at 7:09 pm
(33) ashley says:

uh…I was reading and i dont know what to say but i feel special leavin a comment! haha ok

June 10, 2007 at 9:13 am
(34) Stephen says:

The Foxy line is confusing cause she’s talking about the grams of coke, and then switches to talk about profit. The math actually makes sense if you understand what she’s talking about.

June 10, 2007 at 9:17 am
(35) Stephen says:

Damn and another thing…
“I can double my density from three-sixty degrees to seven-twenty instantly.”

He’s talking about from 2*180 = 360
to 4*180 = 720.

Jesus, it would help to actually think through lyrics.

June 14, 2007 at 3:17 am
(36) jonathan says:

hey stepen in response to your comment

” Damn and another thing…
“I can double my density from three-sixty degrees to seven-twenty instantly.”

He’s talking about from 2*180 = 360
to 4*180 = 720.

Jesus, it would help to actually think through lyrics. ”

maybe it would help you to read through the lyrics and also read the comment which Henry wrote underneath it, where its obvious his talking about the unit used for measurement, and not the math itself. because DENSITY is not measured in degrees, idiot

June 20, 2007 at 10:37 pm
(37) zzfwnqfucl says:

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July 28, 2007 at 1:51 pm
(38) Off Base says:

“B-R-I-D in the S-K-Y” – K-Solo…can’t forget about that

September 3, 2007 at 12:04 am
(39) Number 39 says:

Sorry but I literally posted this just to say that I have never seen so many stupid people anywhere except for in a half-house. Even then, those people can’t do anything about their condition. Falsely correcting a mathematical error and making tons of conscious spelling and grammatical errors… oh my. It’s America’s fault for banning drugs and putting warning labels on everything…

February 1, 2008 at 8:07 pm
(40) Mar says:

OMG. LFO does NOT count as rap. Why the hell were they even mentioned?

May 14, 2008 at 4:18 pm
(41) J says:

That Ali G lyric was not bad, he has a bill in his mouth cuz he has his grill on which cost money. It’s actually a good pun and definitely not deserving of being on here. Secondly, I’m pretty sure Ja Rul misspelled “murder” on one of his songs, pretty sad

May 14, 2008 at 4:19 pm
(42) J says:

Ja Rule*

June 17, 2008 at 5:01 pm
(43) Militant says:

16.”Hood n***a from Bankhead, I stay by Grandma Nana I lay by my banana, dumpin’ and punkin’ monkeys.”

That line actually made sense, it’s slang. It basicly means he stays with his gun and shoots people.

November 29, 2008 at 12:35 am
(44) santanna says:

this really needs to make the list

I’m a star, look in the sky, you need a microscope….

from the song why by the da band…diddys group

[Fredrick]
You thinkin’ lifes a joke, I’ll slice your throat
Oh you a thug, you about to get yo’ rights revoked
I’m from the Dirty, we don’t even know the price of soap
I’m a star, look in the sky, you need a microscope
I’m way ahead of the game, thuggin’ runs in my veins
My pockets chubby, so I went and got a gun in my name
Its just me, him and my blunt in the Range
A young nigga with the filty slang
Ha ha, I hop out like a Jack In The Box
With three macks and a glock
I’m askin’ for nothin’, I’m snatchin’ my props
I’m gettin’ money while I’m laughin’ at cops
It ain’t ya lad, I ain’t bad
It’s the Devil, why don’t you tell’em to stop

February 9, 2009 at 12:12 am
(45) mad person says:

“I watch my back when I’m walkin, I watch my mouth when I’m talking. My glock cocked when I’m crawling.”
Mike Jones (“Scandalous H**s”)

he means he cant walk around without having to worry for his safety and he cant speak freely because hell probly get shot then too.

u make me mad

February 24, 2009 at 7:44 am
(46) mister bairyhalls says:

ma balls a dynamite
make lates edition o cum
i know u know dat too
its n the way u catch while its hot
limited edition baby swallow’t fas
actin like miss magnificent
wit ma dic in yo hand
u can neva be ma mistress baby
coz while ‘m relaxing wit every stroke
be gentle like i went to skul fo this
wit a drink in ma hand
n smile on ma face…..

June 18, 2009 at 8:32 pm
(47) Mercedes Lewis says:

I would like to put to rest the Cannibus and Common lyric is very incorrect. Squared is not double double is multiplying by 2 squarted on the other hand is multiplying by the number itself such as 6×6 so before you try to put someone in their place. LEARN MATH

July 29, 2009 at 11:55 am
(48) Rizzel says:

http://rap.about.com/od/toppicks/a/WorstRapLyrics.htm

Why do any of you waste your time breaking down these songs? Get a life. The only Rapper/Hip Hop artists who could make goofy lyrics sound good was Ole Dirty Bastard.

September 17, 2009 at 5:53 pm
(49) Nova says:

Far be it from me to defend Young Turk and his awful lyrics, but I am from New Orleans and I can say that that line mmakes sense in conttext. It’s an accepted fact that in New Orleans, them people is a slang term for the police. Soan his more than likely illegal fire arm would be a reason to be ducking them peoplel.

September 18, 2009 at 6:27 pm
(50) Nova says:

Note: My bad for the typos. Stupid blackberry made me type that comment blindly. Remember folks. Them people = Da Po-po.

November 9, 2009 at 6:21 am
(51) danny says:

warren g ‘runnin wit no breaks’
whats next whats next whats N-X-E-T
nice one warren, just shows dyslexia shouldnt spoil a budding rap career….

December 29, 2009 at 11:53 am
(52) 52 says:

The Canibus lyric is incorrect because he is saying that he himself is terror squared, and then says that that means that he himself (singular, not him and common) is double terror. However, Canibus is one MC. 1 squared is still 1. 1 doubled is 2. So, Canibus squared is not the same as Canibus doubled. In fact, Canibus squared is the exact same thing as Canibus. So the lyric is wrong. If he was referring to himself and Common, then yeah, 2 squared is 4, and 2 doubled is 4, so that might work. But the grammar of the line implies he’s only talking about himself.

BUT, more importantly, who cares whether or not these millionaire musicians have brushed up on their arithmetic? They are lyrical geniuses who do what they do well – things might not always add up because they don’t need to. The Canibus line at least is easily understood (and pretty dope) even if it’s not strictly correct. This is music, not math.

January 12, 2010 at 1:25 pm
(53) nico says:

? i dont see how foxxy brown had the worst mathematics.

32/2=16*3=48/4=12-8=4 and 4 per person so multiply 4 * 4 and u get 16?

5.”Thirty-two grams raw, chop it in half, get sixteen, double it times three. We got forty-eight, which mean a whole lot of cream Divide the profit by four, subtract it by eight We back to sixteen…”

February 6, 2010 at 2:43 pm
(54) Bruce says:

Actually, the mathematical line from Canibus and Common IS correct.
They’re 2 people, right? Okay, he’s saying, the terror that they bring, is actually double the amount of terror, by 2.
Squared is the given number, multiplied by the same number(mutiliplying a number by itself), double the amount means to multiply by 2. In BOTH cases, it’s only 2 of them…so the answer, whether doubled, or squared is still FOUR(4). 2×2=4 and 2 squared=4 as well. Half of 2 is four, it still comes down to the fact that; they bring 2 times the amount of horror!
You people try so hard to disprove something, you miss the point that, regardless if it was squared or multiplied by 2, the answer remains the same when the initial number is TWO(2)! Geez!

February 13, 2010 at 12:48 pm
(55) anonymous says:

They to much, say that any criminal has the right to defend itself, crudely, but the laws stipulate, that when someone commits a crime, those individuals them are no longer free, until they pay for their crimes, a criminal must be convicted, and pay for them crimes, there are many people who believe that a political party, helps a criminal to be free, that Because the political party that is going to help them, to remove from the Federal Archives, who have committed crimes, ¡ no ! that’s not the truth, none any political party, them don’t have the right to absolve of them guilty to any criminal, the politicians do not escape as also, from paying for the crimes, they have committed, as required by laws, because the politicians, them do not own the laws, them are representing, to the laws, as only, the laws also specifies, that any individual does excepts from the laws, there are many public, whom believe, that they are free , But is not the way as it is,, if they committed a crime, the law pursues to criminals, until they pay for those crimes, and they believe it, that as for call out that, that is to be free, not a criminal is not going to be free, them don’t have the right to speak of freedom, until they pay for their crimes.

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Ellos dicen que cualquier criminal tienen el derecho de defenderse, crudamente, pero las leyes estipulan, que cuando alguien comete un crimen, dejan de ser libres, hasta que paguen por su falta, un criminal tiene que ser sentenciado, y pagar por sus delitos, hay muchas personas que creen que un partido político, ayuda a una criminal a ser libres,
Que porque el partido político les va a ayudar a quitar, de los archivos federales, los delitos que hayan cometidos, ¡ no ! eso no es verdad, ningún partido político no tienen el derecho de absolver de culpas a ningún criminal, tampoco los políticos no se escapan de pagar por los crímenes que hayan cometido, así como lo estipula la ley, porque los políticos no son dueños de la ley son, representantes de la ley, también la ley especifica, que ningún individuo esta excepto de ley, hay muchas personas que creen que son libres, Pero no es así, si cometieron un delito, la ley los persigue, hasta que paguen por esos delitos, y ellos creen que con gritar, que son libres eso es ser libres, no un criminal no es libre, no tienen el derecho de hablar de libertad hasta que paguen por sus crímenes.

April 1, 2010 at 4:30 pm
(56) realhiphop says:

WHO EVER WROTE THIS ARTICLE WAS ON SOME CRACK… 360 + 360 = 720 SO HOW IS CANIBUS WRONG??? DOUBLE MY DENSETY FROM 360 TO 720!!! I THINK YOU SKIP SOME CLASSES BUDDY!

July 13, 2010 at 12:38 pm
(57) ILly says:

moss on nas and bus
its a illy line so just chill pple its rap not a math contesttt

January 29, 2011 at 8:54 pm
(58) jonnny says:

nobody caught the lex line…. rolex (the watch) lex (the car) and sex was lexington steele who is a pornstar now take the line off the list lol makes perfect sense

October 17, 2011 at 7:48 pm
(59) hnnathehow says:

they have money coming there anus? … and the math problem was egualed 4 not 16….

and i corrented this line for ya
I’m hungry for chicken like Hungry, Hungry Hippo.

lmfao dont let me slip cause if i slip then im slippin? XD

March 31, 2012 at 5:52 pm
(60) nobody says:

there really isn’t anything wrong with the turk line…. he’s avoiding the police because he’s got his gun with him

July 13, 2012 at 4:40 pm
(61) rap...lol says:

LL Cool J “I’m bad”…contains some of the worst lyrics ever, all in the same song.

“Emcees can’t win I make ‘em rust like tin
They call me ‘Jaws,’ my hat is like a shark’s fin”

“I’m the pinnacle; that means I reign supreme
And I’m notorious; I’ll crush you like a jellybean!”

“I’m the baddest! Takin’ out all rookies
So forget Oreos, eat Cool J cookies”

“Never ever no never
Never wearin’ no Levis, battle me why try?
I’ll treat you like a stepchild so tell mommy ‘bye bye’”

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